Persistence and Patience

High end strip clubs have become a regular item in New York. Sure, there have always been strip clubs, but...

Less Is More

New York is a moneyed city. It has always been the center of finance in the United States and probably...

The O'Henrys

Last week I had a delivery that made me rethink my entire philosophy on marriage. In a good way. We...

Keeping the Flowers

This week I had "a domestic". It's what the police call a "domestic disturbance", but in my community it's what...

The Rehearsal Stopper

One of the great things about working in New York is the theater scene. Yes, it has diminished greatly over...

Unseasonable Warmth

I mentioned earlier in my posts, which I'm sure you're all read up on, that as a flower delivery professional,...

Let The Wrong One In

There is a saying about being lazy and it goes something like, "lazy people work twice as hard". (For the...

The Sixth Sense Of Humor

As you know from my earlier entry, I'm involved in online dating. Involved might sound a little clinical. I'm destroying my...

The Silent E-diot.

For most foreigners learning our language, the silent "e" is a strange concept. Words like "knife" "wise" and "pure" seem...

Online Dating Profiles Translated. (Warning: Spoilers!)

I work in the floral delivery industry, or as it is known on the street: Flo-Del. It is because of...

Call Me Carlos

Between deliveries, sometimes I like to sit on a park bench and just, well, I'll be honest, stare off into...

Time For A Walk

I was recently at a dinner gathering with some friends. The host, a co-worker who lives with his girlfriend are...